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Robot Humor

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Noah posted his first tweet.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

The Screeeen!

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."