Tech-savvy Joke Master Pillows

'It's a compiltaion of my best excuses for not doing my homework...now available for download.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Screen Time vs Book Time

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Noah posted his first tweet.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"