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Robot Humor

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

I've always been slower than computers...

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Knights of the iPhone

The Screeeen!

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.