Scales Of Justice Collector T-Shirts

Lady Justice.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Caution signs.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Online Shopping.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'What gave him this idea?'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'