Scale Maestra Gifts

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Kirsten Johnson

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Rock On

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Fat man on scales.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

What your guitar says about you.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Trampoline Balance

Claudius Monteverdi.

Pogo Cellist

"Cool game!"

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Casual Mask Fridays

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Conductor and the Referee Choir.

La Sonnambula