Scale Maestra T-Shirts

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Kirsten Johnson

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Rock On

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Scales

Fat man on scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

What your guitar says about you.

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'If you increase the magnification another million times you can see the safety regulations.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Claudius Monteverdi.

Trampoline Balance

Pogo Cellist

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

Casual Mask Fridays

'I want you to lose 50 pounds, and then tell me how you did it.'

'I didn't hear about any oil spill on the news!'

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

La Sonnambula