Saxaholic Gifts

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Text Culture

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Computer monitor for a head.