Savior Skeptics Pillows

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Punk Reindeer

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Eventually the leaders of every religion say 'We spoke to God and he wants you to give us money.' ...Every. Single. One."

Crystal Ball Plug

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Peter explains to the Disciples what really happened.

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

If there were no religion...s

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

About Santa 2017.

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"I think you've got the wrong person - I'm an atheist."

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

'He sees me when I'm sleeping, he knows when I'm awake...'

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

"I wonder if we could allow women a greater role in religion other than as sacrifices?"