Savings Starter Pillows

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Every month put a little money away and at the end of the year . . . you'll be surprised how little you have.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I just..."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Investing your savings

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"It failed the stress test."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

A child busking

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Nest Egg