Savings Starter Prints

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'Every month put a little money away and at the end of the year . . . you'll be surprised how little you have.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I just..."

Investing your savings

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

"Safe FDIC insured, guaranteed 2.65% APY...check out our new Emotional Support CDs."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

The Mattress Savings Bank

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