Savings Explorer Pillows

"This is my favorite place to shop."

British savings accounts

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"So much for password protected."

Roasting the Moneybox

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"Do you have an Isa?"

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"I'm trimming the fat around here, Bailey, and I'd like to see you lose $75 per week"

'Do you have any coupons?'

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

Piggy bank #3: normal (colour).

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Ah -- You must be a capitalist swine.

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

"I thought I'd done everything necessary to guarantee us a decent pension..."

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

Cutting corners can cost money.

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

They're rich but not in a glamorous way. They're Certificate of Deposit rich.

'Lecture on inflation, was £5, now £9.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

A measured response to the budget speech.