Savings Shaker Gifts

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Shaker Timeouts

'My bank suffered a severe financial set back, like yours did last month.'

Let the good times roll.

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

'Every month put a little money away and at the end of the year . . . you'll be surprised how little you have.'

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

Cost of food in Cuba

'High interest rates won't stop me from shopping!'

Souvenir of Iceland

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

Upper class homeless man.

'Shakers don't like subways'

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

"Salt?"

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

Lot took a small piece of his wife as a keepsake, and because goat meat tended to be bland.

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

Having learned to read lips, Howard was able to avoid the expense of an HDTV and cable.

Shaken Old Bartender