Improvisational Shaker Gifts

Upper class homeless man.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

I get my ideas on sale...

Pyramid Skiers

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Bowled out.

Shaker Timeouts

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Souvenir of Iceland

"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'When I sent your out for emergency supplies, I was thinking candles, blankets, and food.'

'He learnt it all from a book - 'Play Like Boris Becker'.'

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

Man carrying umbrella in his sword holder.

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

Gamblers

'Shakers don't like subways'

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'