Improvisational Packer Gifts

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The experienced backpacker.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

Up your end.

I get my ideas on sale...

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Pyramid Skiers

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Clearing Away Christmas

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Commuter X-Ray

'Sir, making mistakes is a craft, but making things up the way we do is art.'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

'See! I told you my dad is a boxer!'

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

Upper class homeless man.

Teddy Bear Luggage

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

'The worse part of losing my luggage is that I had packed it really well.'

'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'

Gamblers

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Hiking Backpack

Climbing up stacked boxes marked this way up

"I wish we had brought the kitchen sink...."