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Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Magazine covers.

I advertised in What Cow!

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Bees reading the Buzz and the Bizz.

"Apparently, all the people who subscribed to our magazine up and left the country."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"When a relationship needs mainenance, it would be great if you could just call a super."

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

bitter lemon...

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

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