Sauces Gifts

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Sauce for the Goose

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Diet considerations.'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Tartar sauce.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'And that comes with a special tulip sauce...He calls it Holland Days.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Spaghetto

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

Sausage

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, but you can make a killer Bolognese sauce."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

'We only have ketchup, relish and mustard, Moses dropped the other condiments on the way down,'

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

"Makes you wonder, doesn't it?"

"The red wine sauce... what vintage is that?"

"If I knew the ingredients in Mama's pasta sauce I'd tell you."

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'

"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."