Sauce Sensation Gifts

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Source of Information

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Dijon Vu

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Cooking Cowboy

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"I wish I was special."