Sauce Squirt Sensation Gifts

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Flying sauces.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Man's cooking explodes.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Source of Information

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Sauce close to the PM.

Dijon Vu

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Crowd Source'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"I wish I was special."