Satirical Workplace Observer Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the witty perspective of a workplace critic? Our satirical office observer collection combines humor and insight, ideal for anyone who’s ever navigated the humorous, bizarre, or downright ridiculous moments at work.

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'I revel in your success whenever it leads to my success.'

'I revel in your success whenever it leads to my success.' mockup

'I revel in your success whenever it leads to my success.'

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Are you an independent thinker? Yes, if that's alright with you.

Are you an independent thinker? Yes, if that's alright with you. mockup

Are you an independent thinker? Yes, if that's alright with you.

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.' mockup

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch." mockup

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?" mockup

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.' mockup

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

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'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

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"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95." mockup

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

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"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team." mockup

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

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Employee won't think about work outside of box

Employee won't think about work outside of box mockup

Employee won't think about work outside of box

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"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings." mockup

"The new chairman has dropped the brain-storming meetings."

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Another day at work would be one too many...

Another day at work would be one too many... mockup

Another day at work would be one too many...

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"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office." mockup

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

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In and Out Tray

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'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.' mockup

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

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'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.' mockup

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

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'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.' mockup

'I'm surprised you like being your own boss. I am your boss and I hate it.'

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Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business. mockup

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

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'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.' mockup

'Remember, Jenkins, I want those briefs on my desk by morning.'

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'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.' mockup

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

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'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?' mockup

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

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'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.' mockup

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

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Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks. mockup

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

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"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!" mockup

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

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'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.' mockup

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

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'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.' mockup

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

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Whack-a-mole CEO.

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'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.' mockup

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

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'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.' mockup

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

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'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.' mockup

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

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'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.' mockup

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

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Office temperature.

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Satirical Workplace Observer Gifts Collection

Satirical Workplace Observer Mugs

Explore our collection of satirical workplace mugs and bring some humor to their daily coffee or tea routine.

Satirical Workplace Observer Pillows

Discover our satirical pillows that add a humorous touch to any workspace or lounge, perfect for the keen observer of office life.

Satirical Workplace Observer Prints

Browse our satirical prints that highlight the humor and absurdity of the workplace—ideal for decorating any office or home setup.

Satirical Workplace Observer T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts that poke fun at office culture—ideal for the workplace observer with a bold sense of humor.