Satirical Stereotyper Gifts

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

The prying mantis,

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Horse statue throws off rider.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

"God help us, it's that guy."

Latest Aye Phone

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

California Beverages Map

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"We're on track for net zero."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"All the better to ignore you with."