Stereotypes Gifts

Free us from the gender walls!

Disparate housewives.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

Dogs that Resemble their Owners?

Plumbers Workwear

The Female Brain and The Other One

'The instructions to dismantle the bomb were handwritten by a physicians. We're doomed!'

'Cold today, isn't it?' - 'Yes, I actually saw a solicitor with his hands in his own pockets.'

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

A beer pump labelled 'Testosterone'

"It's a new show called 'Five Average Guys Attempting to Talk about Anything Other than Sports, Work, Cars or Politics,' and it's absolutely hilarious!"

"Dude, they're not like that."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Yeah, at first glance, you would classify me as a hard-rocker, but I'm more into classical music really..."

"My dad is a doctor and this his tool."

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

Some U.S. Regions As Siblings

"That's weird - I thought a men's magazine would have pictures of guns and trucks and stuff."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Yeah, getting Ol' Spike neutered wasn't enough. So, I changed his name to Percy and enrolled him in Doggy Ballet."

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

"TOTAL classic!"

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

Expansion 2000

Pirate sees man on toilet sign has peg leg

'How very Fulham!'

Sadie's gone to Canada. I'm going to save her. Why? Mrs. Cohen doesn't need saving. No, I mean I'm going to save Canada. You people are too #?%&? nice. Excellent diction, eh. U.S. Canada.

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'I see money. . . I see more money. . . I see a woman.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

His & hers towels.