Cultural Stereotypes Gifts

"Greetings, earthling. We used a complex algorithm to make sure we appeared to humankind in a form you would respect and trust."

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'Och lye the news'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Scot country dancing,

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Disparate housewives.

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

Alpine Pipe

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Never refuse their homemade food.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Plumbers Workwear

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"I'm not sure I like the way Gracie is celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month."

Rocket charmer.

Snake Charmer

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Dude, they're not like that."

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."