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Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

'Twin cam, turbo charged, 150 horse power - and that's just the stereo!'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

The Music Lover.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Disparate housewives.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

Plumbers Workwear

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Dude, they're not like that."

"So we've got the cute Asian and they did the student that was the old out of shape ex military type?"

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Boom Box

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."