Satirical Stereotyper Pillows

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

Politically Correct Snowperson

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The prying mantis,

"Yes, one is a dog."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

Inhospitality tent.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Latest Aye Phone

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

California Beverages Map

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"We're on track for net zero."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"All the better to ignore you with."