Satirical Satisfaction Pillows

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

The Jerry Scarer

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

"We're on track for net zero."

Conclave.

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"No, no, your job's not going out of the country to some foreign bastard. We're just firing you."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Sometimes I think you're on a different planet.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Europe

"Miss Winthrop, tell my callers that I'm busy with the World Bank."

TV and man

"Die alone"

"I'm going to use my tax cut to trickle down on you all."

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

A well-dressed panhandler holds a sign that reads "Will argue for food".

Bad business inc.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

Apocalipsis

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

'So, Bob, we've decided to do some rebranding!'

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco