Satirical Property Shopper Gifts

Looking for humorous and clever gifts for property lovers? Our collection features satirical products that bring a playful twist to real estate, homeownership, and property admiration. Ideal for those with a sharp wit or creative edge, these items make memorable and amusing presents for anyone passionate about property or involved in the real estate world.

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

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'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

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They get into debt so fast these days...

They get into debt so fast these days... mockup

They get into debt so fast these days...

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?' mockup

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

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"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market." mockup

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

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"I've downsized."

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"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

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A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale". mockup

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

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'How do I know if it's seaworthy?' mockup

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

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"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.' mockup

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

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Coming Soon- Trump Circle

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..." mockup

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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"I've just been gazumped!"

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This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows. mockup

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

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'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.' mockup

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

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'It's got all the original features.' mockup

'It's got all the original features.'

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'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!' mockup

'Mr. Jones? I've found a house that fits your funds perfectly! It even has a little garden!'

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Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device. mockup

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

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"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore." mockup

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

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'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!' mockup

'When will you learn? You're only paying for the label!'

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"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy." mockup

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

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Mail-Order Yard Sale

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Snail Estate Agents

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'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.' mockup

'This is built on an historic location. It was the first garbage dump in the country.'

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"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all." mockup

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

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Satirical Property Shopper Gifts Collection

Satirical Property Shopper Mugs

Browse our collection of satirical property mugs and add a humorous touch to your morning routine.

Satirical Property Shopper Pillows

Find funny and clever pillows that add a satirical edge to any home or office décor.

Satirical Property Shopper Prints

Shop our humorous prints for property enthusiasts that inject personality and satire into your walls.

Satirical Property Shopper T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts for property lovers, combining humor and style for everyday wear.