Satirical News Lover Pillows

'Well that makes bugger-all sense! First it was screwed and now it's a Virgin?!?'

Trump Coronavirus

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Honest Voting Stickers

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

The Monroe Doctrine

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Police Lineup Escape

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Fiscal cliff

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

Traders joining Wall Street protests

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'Escape?...Why?'