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Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

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Bureaucracy gone mad!

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

The Modern Damocles -

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Putin Shoots Down Peace

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."