News Satire Lover Pillows

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

The Modern Damocles -

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'