News Satire Pillows

Vain NewsreaderAnchorman

"Everything is just hunky-dory."

"That does it! - I'm off!!!"

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Official Fight Cards

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Dolestart - A New Initiative

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

"Beg for peace!"

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Trump returns home

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"

The trap

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'