Current Events Satire Pillows

"Well, I don't want to touch it."

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Spot the difference.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

"The Nominees"

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"Beg for peace!"

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Trump returns home

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Militant Pacifists

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

Unconditional Surrender

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Didn't we already travel down this road?"

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."