Modern Satire Pillows

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The torture game is certainly a lot easier these days."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

The trap

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

King Commute.

"You seem to have the right combination of bitterness, pessimism, and caffeine consumption that we're looking for."

'Plastic surgeon' - 'Gift a give certificate to your ugly friends'

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'Could you give me big tits?'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

"In my day we had trimphones."

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