News Parody Lover Pillows

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Lose the Iraq War.

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

The Kink and I

'What the...?!' ( The page cannot be displayed )

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

Trump Coronavirus

"Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde"

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

"Donald Trump in Honey, I shrunk the gov."

'And now the news in briefs.'

Monster Attack

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

"Suggestions that the Covid vaccine has unacceptable side-effects have been greatly exaggerated."

Oh great, now not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that James Carville was one of us.'