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"Now what?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Lose the Iraq War.

Brighton Rocky

The Kink and I

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'What the...?!' ( The page cannot be displayed )

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

Special Report from Paris...

Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

Trump Coronavirus

"Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hyde"

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 7

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

Litter House on the Prairie

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Life of Pie

"Donald Trump in Honey, I shrunk the gov."

Oh great, now not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...

'And now the news in briefs.'

"Suggestions that the Covid vaccine has unacceptable side-effects have been greatly exaggerated."

'In a surprise announcement, the CIA will be headed by a Klingon...wait a minute...who inserted this script from Star Trek?!'

Monster Attack

"We're going to hear a tribute band's tribute to another tribute band."

"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."

No Pacifists Allowed on News Shows