Satirical Life Analyst Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate the satirical life analyst's love of witty commentary. Perfect for a lounge or office setup that needs a little sass.

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'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.' mockup

'I never finished college, but the $60,000 my parents spent on my education should count for something.'

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"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month." mockup

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

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Crap from the future.

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'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.' mockup

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!"" mockup

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

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"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?" mockup

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

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'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.' mockup

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

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"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."

"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster." mockup

"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."

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"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?" mockup

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

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"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside." mockup

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

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"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door." mockup

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

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Modern Life Blues

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Snowman Driver

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"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!" mockup

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather." mockup

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

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"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!" mockup

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

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"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!" mockup

"Well your results would be normal if you were a 108 and smoked a 60 a day!"

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'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!'

'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!' mockup

'I thought you said, 'What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom'!'

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"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park." mockup

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

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'Elaine, no interruptions for the next ten seconds please.'

'Elaine, no interruptions for the next ten seconds please.' mockup

'Elaine, no interruptions for the next ten seconds please.'

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"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own." mockup

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

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"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot." mockup

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

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A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind. Or a weak arm.

A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind. Or a weak arm. mockup

A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind. Or a weak arm.

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"Very funny."

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Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy". mockup

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

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Europe

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"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?" mockup

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

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Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power". mockup

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

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"Working from home again, Jerry?" mockup

"Working from home again, Jerry?"

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Psychological Warfare Target Practice mockup

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

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"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute." mockup

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

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'I called this emergency meeting to discuss the lack of respect I've been getting around here lately.'

'I called this emergency meeting to discuss the lack of respect I've been getting around here lately.' mockup

'I called this emergency meeting to discuss the lack of respect I've been getting around here lately.'

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STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office mockup

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

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"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway." mockup

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

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Satirical Life Analyst Pillows Collection

Satirical Life Analyst Mugs

Discover mugs that capture the wit and humor of the satirical life analyst. Perfect for those who enjoy a clever smile with their morning coffee.

Satirical Life Analyst Prints

Browse prints that deliver sharp satire and insightful humor—ideal for decorating the home or office of a life analyst with a sense of wit.

Satirical Life Analyst T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that make a statement with witty, satirical designs perfect for the life analyst who loves humorous commentary.