Satirical Society Analyst Pillows

Politically Correct Super Heroes.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Strainspotting

Horse statue throws off rider.

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Before the riots/after the riots

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Your personality test shows you are selfish, mean, and lazy. We'd like to offer you a position in management."

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

Monkey Business College

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Funny you should mention that - I happen to be involved in a joint research project with the Department of Agriculture for the express purpose of getting blood from a turnip.'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Pizzas

Europe