Satirical Costume Lover Pillows

Everyone agreed, Prudence's trick or treat costume was in extremely poor taste.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Remote control pirate bully

Bear Costume

The height of fashion in 1796

Crap from the future.

Modern Major General

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Useless add-ons.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A man washing a mascot costume

"How should we divide the teams?"

Silly wig.

Reginald Bunthorne

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

A man taking a bow

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Ladies

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Drummer

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Pirate

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Child in a bear suit.

The Monroe Doctrine

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Victorian Gentleman