"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
Satire Geek Gifts
Looking for a gift that will tickle the satire geek’s funny bone? Our collection features cleverly designed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that combine sharp wit with playful humor. Perfect for those who love to see satire in every corner of life, these products make any day a little brighter with their clever twists and tongue-in-cheek humor.
"Oh no, we've been inned."
"Tell me honestly, Marjorie - Do you think I'm sleazy?"
Sardines, Inc. downsizing.
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
Star Wars vs Star Trek
'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'
"Now you can send it."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."
'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."
'for more obit info, go to...'
There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...
Elon Musk in fly me to the moon
"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
Zika Epidemic
"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."
"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."
'These drinks have been watered down.'
iDeasy
'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'
The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.
Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'
It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!
Lies on the Internet
HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft
'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'
'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'
"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."
STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software
Post future today
Satire Geek Gifts Collection
Satire Geek Mugs
Explore our collection of satire-themed mugs that make witty statements and are perfect for the sharp-minded geek in your life.
Satire Geek Pillows
Discover satirical pillows that add a humorous twist to home decor, perfect for the satire geek who loves to decorate with wit.
Satire Geek Prints
Browse our satirical prints that make a statement and bring a touch of clever humor into any room, perfect for the sharp-witted and irony lovers.
Satire Geek T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts that showcase clever satire and are ideal for anyone who loves a good punchline and wears their wit proudly.