Sat Nav Superstar Pillows

Sid suddenly realized that when he asked his GPS for the way to Cliff's house, he forgot the word house.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Backseat driver...'

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"This one's the anti-collision computer and that one's the GPS..." "But there's no room for me!"

'In two meters turn left!'

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Sat Nav: G Spot?

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'

"Oh no - the sat-nav's gone. How can we find the hotel now?"

"I thought it was an error. THE GPS said 'time to destination 23 months'."

Intelligent Navigation Device...

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Fat Nav

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

Queen of Hearts with Sat Knave.

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

'Before I got a pair, I'd sometimes just walk around aimlessly.'

Aliens outside coffee house, one says: 'This is great, we never end up in hicksville towns since we got sat nav.'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

'In your price range I can rent you my wife and a foldout map.'

"Do I put Google Maps on driving or walking directions?"

The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'

"In 187 cubicles, turn right and the exit will be on your left."

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

"You should have listened, I warned you that we were approaching the end of the pier..."

Two flies at a flower.'You and your stupid rubbish SAT NAV!'

Husband Specific G.P.S.

"I was looking where I was going, I was watching the sat nav!"