Sarcastic Snow Lover Pillows

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Winter Weather.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Snowman ice fishing.

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'It is too snowing!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

365 Lemonade Stand

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'