Sarcastic Snow Lover Gifts

"Disgusting! Those two just took a roll in the hay!"

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Winter Weather.

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'It appears you've done a wonderful job...of not getting fired.'

Snowman ice fishing.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"I don't want to insult your intelligence - I imagine that happens enough as it is."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

365 Lemonade Stand

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"