Sarcastic Office Worker Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the sarcastic office worker in your life? Our collection features humorous products that perfectly capture their sharp wit and love for office banter. From mugs to prints, find the ideal present to make them smile and add some personality to their workspace or home. Perfect for those who appreciate humor and a little sass in their daily routine.

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'That? Well, it's a solid Lucite paperweight containing your immediate predecessor, compliments of the executive management team. It's just our way of saying 'Welcome Aboard!''

'That? Well, it's a solid Lucite paperweight containing your immediate predecessor, compliments of the executive management team. It's just our way of saying 'Welcome Aboard!''

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"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?" mockup

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

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'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.' mockup

'We offer full benefits. A desk, a chair and your very own cubicle.'

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Bureau of the Damned

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"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention." mockup

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

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Office: Empowerment Drawer.

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Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks!

Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks! mockup

Course 'Management Skills and Employee Motivation', 09 AM - 05 PM, No breaks!

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'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!' mockup

'Item 56(B), we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have a meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings!'

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"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!" mockup

"The boss is mad at me. I did something really, really dumb today!"

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'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!' mockup

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

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"I now represent both death and taxes." mockup

"I now represent both death and taxes."

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'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

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"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer." mockup

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

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"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing." mockup

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

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The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory. mockup

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

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"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!" mockup

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

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"This one is less distracting."

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"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it." mockup

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

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'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.' mockup

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

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'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.'

'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.' mockup

'It's not your work, Hannon - it's your attitude.'

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"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!" mockup

"They say every team has a member who is suffering from mental health issues. Not this team eh?!"

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'Get me everything on scapegoats.' mockup

'Get me everything on scapegoats.'

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"The myth of Sisyphus fact-checked • Real name 'Manny' • 40-hour workweek • Weekends off • 'Sisyphus' used stand-ins • 'Boulder' made of papier-mâché *Actual slope"

"The myth of Sisyphus fact-checked • Real name 'Manny' • 40-hour workweek • Weekends off • 'Sisyphus' used stand-ins • 'Boulder' made of papier-mâché *Actual slope"

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