Sapiosexuals Gifts

"Handsome isn't he? And I've heard he's the Head Bed Bug in a five-star hotel too..."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."

'Forget it, they're gay.'

Always right.

"No. You can't move back in."

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

"Try to keep your bread and butter personality at the party. You're so sour in your dill moments."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"This government expects workers to make personal sacrifices during these difficult economic times..."

"I called shotgun."

"You have no idea what I've been through."

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

A beginner's guide to being a sociopath

'I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!?' (mobile phone-shaped aliens).

GOD BLESS OUR UNDISCLOSED LOCATION.

Scorpio/scorpion

Flu.

"How am I supposed to know whether I'm guilty or not? - I'm a sociopath!"

Let your people go? - and mess up my whole affirmative action program?

"If it cheers you up, everyone's in lockdown."

"My little Johnny stays with his dad at weekends."

A Fact.

'Oh dear. And who have you been differing with today?'

A snake labelled 'corruption' squeezes Russia to death

'The computer's running on at the mouth again.'

What Foot Fetishists See