Santa Visits T-Shirts

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'...and this year I can do without the usual 'nice new toothbrush.''

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Meet Santa's entourage

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa CGI Effect

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'