Santa Visits Pillows

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'...and this year I can do without the usual 'nice new toothbrush.''

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Meet Santa's entourage

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa's wash day.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I noticed a few browns."