Santa's Helper On Holiday T-Shirts

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Shelf on an elf

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Child on Christmas Eve

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Darn technology."