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'I know if you've been bad or good thanks to surveillance cameras in last year's toys.'

"It's a bill from Santa Claus for knocking the snow off our roof and cleaning our chimney two nights ago."

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

"Dear Santa, I was very good and my brother was very naughty. So you can just give me his presents this year."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

'Are you the original, or just one of his clones?'

Santa Claus Searching for Deer

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

The Coming of Santa is Nigh...!

SANTA'S WORKSHOP, 'Kris, Kringle, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas -- if you're on the level, why all the aliases?'

Tommy sure thought he had Santa Claus figured out...

'Mommie! You never told me that Uncle Ralph was Santa!'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Experts through the ages.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Undercover Biophysicists

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."