Santa's Secret Pal Gifts

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa's Helpers

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The other days of the year...

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

Snowball Fight With Santa

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Child on Christmas Eve

Shelf on an elf