Santa's Secret Pal Prints

'It says a friend of Santa Claus lived here.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

Shelf on an elf

Snowball Fight With Santa

Child on Christmas Eve

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'