Santa's Secret Agents Prints

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Santa's Helpers

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'Trick or treat.'

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Child on Christmas Eve

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Shelf on an elf

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"