Santa's Secret Agents Mugs

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

The other days of the year...

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Nutcracker Desk Organizers

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'Trick or treat.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

". . . and then I realize everybody in the room has their phones set to 'ignore.'"

Shelf on an elf

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Child on Christmas Eve